There was a handheld porcupine and a bear on the loose. Pancakes under the food preserver and a trainee that got a hefty dose of this is how we do things. There was a really strange video game store that doubled as a stereo shop and some kind of unmasked basketball game with a crowd that was anything but separated. It all happened in a mall. It was so real and so obviously absurd. I remember the unbaked cookies. I remember some kind of contest. I remember it in pieces.
A week from now I’ll be in my own house. It’ll be a brand new start. Putting roots down. Unbelievable.
So much so that you’ll wish you’d held on because if you could have just remained calm and not let the expectation rule the roost in your mind, the handheld porcupine would have just of stared at you funny. Onward.