11.26.19

Four forty and the dog has moved onto the floor. With him there and myself in the space where I am, there is so much comfort in sleeping alone. In the hindsight and the foresight, lying in bed by my lonesome has pretty much been the case for the entirety of forty one years. When I think about it and whether or not it would be nice to have this not be the case I realize that this may, in fact, be a tough nut to crack.

Of course this is just an early morning observation and, as such, cannot stand to be included in the defendant’s testimony. There are rules here. Simple guidelines that are all plainly outlined in the handbook for use by those following along at home. It’s available through all the major channels, if you’re familiar with them? Smash it with a rock. Hit it with a hammer. Worst case scenario is that everything shorts out and flashes before the whole thing dies. Best case scenario is that it fires right up. Have a slice...everything is going to be fine.