Unfortunate cancer diagnosis.

Twelve Sundays through the summer.

Pharmaceutical commercials for everything that ails you.

You’ll be dead before that donut shop. You’ll be asleep before the falls. Go outside and stop complaining.

Life. Death. Cigarettes.

Failure. Failure. Failure.

Drive the truck. Park the truck. Drive the truck. Repeat. Oil change. Tire rotation. Drive the truck. Repeat.

Lower back pain. Knee pain. Lost eyesight. Overweight.

Gym membership. Utility bills. WiFi passwords. Rake the lawn. Mow the lawn. Die.