Roadtrip rattlesnake, yellow dog in the backseat. One thousand miles to simmer and the golf course is overrun by the overweight. Money tree, broken branch and some double track to nowhere. Updates from the field in real time sent in to real minds calculating the exact nature of our wrongs. 12-step boat breach and taking on water. Broken neck bench seat and I’ll bet you the farm. Mailbox raccoon and three horses standing in a field. Another trip south for the one with the rotten tooth.